User:Redthing

"The creature you are about to witness is known as a "Redthing". He likes books, video games, baseball, LibraryThing, and other things. Despite his cute, furry appearance, do not try to feed him, for he has fangs and really sharp claws that make you itch like a paper cut would. He is currently trying to get a Bachelors of Science in Biology, so you might approach the exhibit, see nothing, and think to yourself "This zoo sucks." You might also notice that the creature only edits Wikipedia sparingly. Fear not; for he is not stupid or lazy, just really really busy. Honest."